Battle of the Bar

The Battle of the Bar was one of the many attacks that took place during the Bsharri Riots, and one of the most well reported due to the presence of ABC Reporter Shitpost Goddess.

Background
Main Article - Bsharri Riots

The Death of Eddie
Western Australian Eddie Eagles was in Victoria at the time of Bsharri's arrest, watching Election Eve coverage in the Nar Nar Goon Bowls Club. Seeing Bsharri's call to arms on Twatter, he immediately rushed towards Shitpost, who he suspected to have unionist leanings. Attempting to grab a knife, Eddie instead slipped on a puddle of beer, banging his head against a counter top. This injury caused a large lump to appear on his head and birds to circle around. Shortly thereafter he was apprehended by Australian Federal Police, but broke free when he saw an attractive woman in a red dress, as his eyes bulged out of his head and he shouted a deafening "AWOOOOOGA."

However, the woman turned out to be a stack of dynamite in a dress, which exploded and reduced Eddie to a pair of smoking boots.

The death of Eddie was the first death caused by the Bsharri Riots.